Monday, May 24, 2010


Here's some news I got as a ppt forward, that will make you feel good

Recent miracle in Dot Bust Corporation!

Broadcasted in Top News Channels of Byrasandra.

A Boss man in DOT BUST Corp, punished his highly efficient, beautiful and gorgeous Marcom Manager because she was reported to be blogging, by burying her alive in work!

He then reported to the Bigger Boss that the poor gal was on leave to hide the evidence. 15 days later, another team member was caught tweeting and when they went to bury him in the conference room, they found the Marcom Manager under the pile of work - ALIVE!

The whole office is outraged over the incident, and took a few seconds off from Internet browsing to cluck their tongue in disapproval at the boss. The Marcomm Manager was asked how she had survived and she said:- 'A man wearing shiny white clothes, with bleeding wounds in his hands, came every day to help me with my work. She said, 'This was none other than Jesus, because nobody else does things like this!'

It is clear that the girl could not make up a story like this, as she sucks at bullshitting (the entire office disagrees though) and there is no way she could have survived without a true miracle.

Boss and the Big Boss are going to have a hard time to figure out what to do with this, and the popularity of blockbuster movies like The Passion of Christ doesn't help! With the gal having a blog, you can be sure this story will spread. Christ is still controlling and turning the world.

Please let this story be shared..

Remember, Jesus said “He who defiles me before men with dreadful powerpoint presentations, I will also defile their careers with really bad performance appraisals."

So let us pass this on...

Now please put this message in a pretty ppt presentation and send it to 10 suckers and that guy/gal you fancy will fall in love with you. If you send it to 25 suckers, you will get laid/married soon. If you send it to 50 or more suckers, then we can guarantee that you will not die a virgin.

The Lord says, "I will bless the person who will not forward corny stories about me." (Silverine 17)


Nona said...

Backlash @ work?

Jacob said...

lolz! I received the same presentation. Sent it out to some suckers :-P

One Weird Guy said...
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One Weird Guy said...

yea... am not one of those suckers.. :P

Jacob said...

Where is my comment? :-(

Anyways I was saying that I got the same presentation. Forwarded it to some suckers :-P lol!!

silverine said...

Sorry folks, if your comments have disappeared. Blogger glitch I think.

vanwinkle said...

haha satire at its witty best lol.. enjoyable read :)

RGB said...

What started off as 'harassment at workplace' - took a diversion to 'redemption' - and eventually ended up in 'chain mails'? So much for miracles!

Blunt Edges said...

what on earth were u doing searching 4 news like these?!?!
funny post nevertheless :)

Guruji said...

Excellente! May god bless her and blitz the boss

Btw -"Man wearing shiny white clothes, with bleeding wounds in his hands". I bet it's Rajanikant;after stopping a thousand raging bulls singlehandedly.

Amit said...

lol.. these forwards always are funny. good that i never followed the "why take risk" behavior..

silverine said...

Nona: No an email forward.

Jacob: Something wrong with blogger, sorry!

OWG: Not me either, but I do get annoyed at people who believe this crap!

Jacob: I delete them promptly! :)

vanwinkle: Thank you! :)

RGB: lol! That was very succinctly summarized!

blunt edges: It was a forward actually! :)

Santhosh; :D I forgot that Rajni has now eclipsed God himself!

Amit: You are right. These mails do scare people to forward them.

Unknown said...

"Silverine 17" he he he...

Hope there would be a full book in the future!!

silverine said...

Abraham: Dont tempt me! :p