PULSE CHECKING Rs 20/-
Next time you want to check if you are dead or alive, you know where to go.
And if he pronounces you dead then...
- You can buy your own coffin!
- And dig your own grave!!
- And if you are a Hindu, then you can go shopping for wood for your funeral pyre.
- And get a good bargain too!!
- Besides the unenviable opportunity to decide whether you should bury/cremate yourself or pay the 20 rupees and go back home.
Howzzat!!
p.s. he has medicines for a 'sexless' life too. Just take a dose and see your sexless life becoming a "sexess" err I mean success.
Music - Check your pulse and see if you're alive
4 comments:
But if he pronounces you dead, shouldn't you get him to refund the twenty rupees on the promise of never haunting him again?
ROFL ROFL :D
:D Hilarious!
Finally. An establishment that does NOT discriminate against the dead.
It's one of the worst cases of discrimination all around. And the fact is... it's not even a minority! The dead, who are by FAR the majority, are summarily buried by the living. They simply don't have a voice, if you don't count the charlatan psychics.
Sure, it's probably not a critical requirement from the dead... I doubt if they want their pulses checked periodically. At best, they'd want it checked before the next Resident Evil instalment, but still... it's a good start.
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