Secret diary of a first time employee in my company.
Dear Diary,
Today I got my first salary. I am now bankrupt. Amma said I must give my first salary to the temple. Now I have no money but it doesn’t matter as I have borrowed from my colleague to get through this month.
Dear Diary,
Today I got my second salary. I am bankrupt again. Amma says I must buy something for Grandma and Grandpa, Uncles, Aunts, Nephews, Nieces, and Cousins etc. Thank god Tea and Coffee is free in my office.
Dear Diary,
I got my third salary today. Today I had to treat my school friends, college friends, hostel friends, Cricket club friends etc. I will borrow again to get through this month.
Dear Diary,
Living on bananas and bread is tiring. But I cannot afford proper food yet. This month I have to go to our ancestral village and feed people at our ancestral temple. That will be my first proper meal in two months.
Dear Diary,
I got my fourth salary today. I have nothing left after paying for the money I borrowed for the first month. So I am applying for a Credit Card.
Dear Diary,
I am in hiding.
9 comments:
LoL :D
ROFL!! Story everywhere?
:) Yes, it is better to be unemployed!
haha...true :P
I remember..even after working for 2 years...once I had Rs 462 in my account at the end of the month! :D
That would be pretty funny if it wasn;t so sad. Dear Diary...The paycheck gives me hope that something might be differnt some day.
lol! very cute.
Haha! There's so much emotion attached to the 'first salary' that you hardly get to enjoy it!
Ah.. it takes 3 years of work before u can stop borrowing..
true story!
Soooo true..i've received 5 paychecks till date & my condition is even more pathetic..I was better at managing my pocket money..
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