Thursday, October 30, 2008

An ode to Ms Mary!

I got a mail
from a Ms Mary
today

She is got Viagra
she says
.

Ms Mary if you are reading this poem
just a note to say
that it is kinda hard to
control my laughter

when your full name
is Mrs Mary Slaughter!


:p

Yeah I suck at poetry I know! But what the heck I have been spammed!

Jest a smole note to dell you peobles that regular pawst will be up on Sunday! When the Bose is away it is awl work and no pley! Sigh!

19 comments:

Jane said...

LOL!!! Hop yor Bose coms bake fasst ;)

--xh-- said...

sos sos.. call for the boss...

please come back fast.. silverline is spamming us with her alleged attempts @ poetry...

sos sos....

confucius said...

Ohh gawd...please send her boss back...shez acting normall....pls bring her back to her abnormal self....

Thoorika said...

Fantastic poem! Though I don't know why my sister fainted after reading it ;)

Why don't you write a poem for your boss and send it to him through mail. Maybe he will get to know how the situation is and will end his holiday!!!

Amey said...

Are you missing your boss or what...

Sparkling said...

Lol!

When the boss is away you sure are downing some vodka shots huh!

Lines that need no explanation are called poems dear, enjoy the poetic license. Nice one :)

skar said...

Thanks for writing the first poem I've read that I've actually understood! :)

While reading the first stanza(?) I thought her full name might've been Mary Poppills :p

Jagjit said...

You must be the first person on earth to so desperately wait for the boss to arrive!

Anonymous said...

Brat!!! :-)

Unknown said...

actually, Slaughter isn't all that uncommon a surname in the US.. not counting professional wrestlers, rock musicians or spammers, of course.. they even have their own disambiguation page on wikipedia..

Alameen said...

i prepared for CAT thrice and improved my english a lot..

but after reading your poyetree eye dond no vat hass hapent to mee..

confucius said...

@silverine...

See..gr8 minds think alike...

Pratz said...

enjoy le work...

Pratz said...

p.s. ur poetry is an inspiration...makes me realize i m not so bad as a wannabe poet :P...

Abhi said...

Zimbly osum. U give the inspiration to lot of buds in the poetic world. Makes us all thnk we also could be poets and create monalisa's in the literary world. O sum first stanza :)

totalliemeh said...

"when the boss is away,its awl work and no pley..."

:P

now thats what i call poetry...

in this lag,i did finish reading all the previous blogs, and i know u must be tired of hearing this, but u r awsome!!!!

keep on writing more and more and a little bit more.:)

waiting for the next post!!

Anonymous said...

Reminding you that today is Sunday. Waiting for your post ....

Anonymous said...

Awesome kochche! Enjoyed this very much! Wishing you an easier week ahead :-)

RM

silverine said...

Thanks for the comments folks! :)