“You should get back to Orkut!” said my friend N with the air of a Nurse about to break the good news to the expectant father.
“It is now completely safe! You can even lock your albums!!!” She finishes off triumphantly.
She looks at me breathlessly, expecting me jump up in the air with a “Yipee!!!!!” and rush to revive my old and now very dead Orkut account.
“That’s nice!” I said with a fake ‘yawn’. “I predict a new breed of Orkut billionaires in the making!”
“What do you mean?” She asks a trifle uneasily.
“Well...” I paused for dramatic effect. “Now all that a serious photo hunter has to do is bribe people in the account holders friends list to download photos. The most premium photos getting premium rates and we have our very own Orkut billionaires!!”
"Will you add me to your friend’s list dee if I get back to Orkut?” I ask earnestly!
“None of my friends will do that!!!” she shrieks. “You are impossible Anju! No wonder they call you Miss Paranoia!” she walks off in a huff.
A few minutes ago, another friend calls up and informs me that N has removed all her photos from her Orkut album and has replaced them with a GIF image that says “Stop checking people’s albums and get a life loser!!”
...and her album is still locked!
What a lovely lovely way to start the week! *contended sigh*