Overheard this conversation between my Dad and my second bro M today.
Dad: Looks like an awful number of your friends are getting admitted in hospital for bike accidents!
M (indignantly): How can you say that ???? Only Jeevan, Kiran, Adrian, Vinod, Joseph and Kevin have had accidents ... and Dhanush and Hitesh, and oh yes Mrinal...but that was only last month!!
Dad ( sarcastically): Sorry!