Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Dropping hints

There are some guys who seem severely challenged, when it comes to deciphering a girl’s lack of interest in them. They seem to misread the simple yet pointed signals a girl sends out which says “Eff off!!”. This post is dedicated to such guys, mostly in their 20’s who think they are God’s gift to woman kind.I thought I will clear up the air for them for me and my sisterhood.

So how do you know that a girl is not interested in you?

1. She tells you frankly that she is not interested in you.
2. She calls you aside and tells you leave her alone when you ignore Point No1.
3. She tells you to that she hates the bl**dy sight of you when you ignore Point No 1 and 2.
4. She starts avoiding you when you ignore Point No 1, 2 and 3.
5. She throws you a vicious body punch when you try to talk to her after Point No 3 and 4.
6. She takes the card you sent and tears it to bits and stuffs it down your throat with a stick when you ignore Point No 4 and 5.
7. She takes the flowers you sent, crushes it to a pulp and stuffs you into the flowers vase and throws you out of the window.
8. She forwards all your mails to your Team Lead and HR with a formal complaint.
9. She forwards all your mails from your fake email ID to your Team Lead and HR with a formal complaint.
10. She files a police complaint against you.
11. She gets a restraining order against you.
12. She hires a few people to break your leg.
13. Then she hires some more people to break the other leg. (When “all above” doesn’t work.)
14. She ties you to a hot air balloon and sets you into the blue yonder.
15. She kidnaps your parents and asks for a ransom of your resignation and relocation to another part of the country.
16. She lures you to the top of a tall building and pushes you down!
17. She replaces all the songs in your IPod with Himesh Reshammiya.
18. She ties you up on the railway track!

There are more….but it’s no point elucidating the same. Some people just don’t get the hint.

45 comments:

Amey said...

Are there guys out there desperate enough who want to be with such a vicious girl? :O

Rex said...

So how far down your list did you have to go? :)

Sriram said...

Whoa phirsh comment after a loong time :) (or so i hope :P)

thomas said...

Even if it's Satan, admire him for his perseverance ;)

Anonymous said...

Amen, spoken for the sisterhood.

Nona said...

Interesting list! I will forward to the 20 something I know of. :)

phoenix said...

Old joke

Girl: I would only date you if you were the last man on Earth, and we were responsible for keeping the species going.
Guy: So ... you're saying there's a chance?"

Hint: Men don't get hints! :-P


Adored this post. Am rotfl in class :-D Just like men dont get hints, many commenters haven't got the joke! ROTFL!!!!

silverine said...

Amey: hmm guess you did not understand the post!

Rex: It is a universal list! :p

Sriram: :)

Thomas: Bingo!! That is exactly what I was trying to point out. Some peoples thick skin! :p Glad to see a guy who understood the post! :)

Anon: High five gal! :)

Nona: Why would you do that? This is not for everyone! :)

Phoenix: :p

Merill said...

ROFL! This reminds me of Tom and Jerry, Roadrunner and Coyote and Sylvester!! Too good. You have conveyed the message with great humour! :-))))

$$ said...

hahaha...!!! interesting observations! :)

Jambavan said...

Ofcourse they get the hint, but are delusional in thinking that perseverance is the way to go, thanks mostly to movies:)
There's also the other group, although a minority, who doesnt (this time for real) get the hint when a girl is genuinely interested in them.

The Blue Indian said...

Damn I have never been able to go beyond Point #2. I badly need to learn perseverance.

scorpiogenius said...

Ok, there are two types of people in the world..one who gets it and one who does not! Now I wonder if the latter group will get it even if a steamer rolls down on them.. :)

blunt edges said...

lol...whatever happened 2 'try try till u succeed' ;)

blunt edges said...

OMG...is that my humble little blunt edges on your 'best of the week'??? :o

honoured! :D

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hey girl !!

loved the post ... sadly am in a place where beautiful girls like me are the norm ... so, sadly no overtures in this part of the planet for me !

going back to all ur old ones now -- after a long long hiatus

Partha Pratim said...

Ah! Personal experiences?

Santhosh P said...

There is a girl who I know may need your help. Recently a bunch of her lovers tried to impress by presenting her a 1Cr garland. Her problem is she loves money(especially pink notes),so she cannot reject it. But if she accept, that means she is in love with all of them. How do you think she should handle this situation?

bangles said...

hahaha seriously humorous and humorously serious post:))

Monika said...

ROFL i know some people just dont understand

PS: detrolling today being reading u from sometime now

Destiny's child... said...

:D
So much to keep them off...but some just don't get the hint, do they? :p
Loved this post

The Holy Lama said...

You tell them straight, they don't understand. No hopes for the species. Hope it becomes endangered soon:)

claytonia vices said...

There is a reason for not getting the hints: testosterone poisoning :D

Captain Haddock said...

mmm......so when are we meeting ?

Shrutzz said...

ohhhaawww, from where did u get those points!!!!

Iyer Studies said...

what should be done go go on a hot air balloon... i thought it was very expensive... didnt know that it could be done without money too...

i should have read this post much much earlier and hung around until the point of going in a hot air balloon...

Sajith said...

Wow! wish i had such a skin =)) lol :P

anishthomas said...

lol...Felt like i have seen an episode of pink panther and road runner comics...Can't understand why some weirdos sniff around the chicks\jerks\geeks,though they rip them apart in front of others.May god give wisdom to them.
Seems like U are getting mobbed by a lot huhh :P

Jackson said...

see, this is why we guys don't let simple things like this deter us..
your checklist ends at 18 steps; we follow a more robust algorithm:
1.pester
2.goto 1

:-D

Mind Curry said...

oh my...my ipod was full of himmesh songs when i checked last evening!! eeks! the railway track next?!? :P

Grayquill said...

That is quite a list...after all that just so you know the guy doesn't like you any more. I think he died at number 13.
Now question - who really has the problem here? Hee hee.

Niketh SJ said...

The fun part is guys pester different days on different days :D
Its better than IPL

Anonymous said...

the best that i know .. you marry someone else. ;-)

Aniket said...

Is #18 really necessary after #17? He'll gladly take #18 after Himesh Bhai has done his job. :)

indianhomemaker said...

LOL This is hilarious and I hope all those should read it are reading it :)

sulfia s santhosh said...

liked the hot air balloon the best!!! outer space is really the 'space' for guys who don't get the hints.

hope and love said...

its cos of their mammoth ego.. they cant believe that they can be rejected.
:))

Deepthi Nair said...

lol!!! but that 20 something might actually like all d Himesh songs!

hemspace said...

Nice post. Makes sense.

Deepak said...

he he he... super coool post wonleee... :)

Expanding universe said...

@hope and love :
they not believing that they can be rejected is mostly because of ignorance and not ego.

Abraham Menacherry said...

Hmm... I didnt quite get it...

In fact I didnt get the hint at all!!

Anju said...

hahaha! awesome... but you're right. Some guys just won't understand all of this. If they did, we might actually like them.

I'm struggling with one such moron at the moment. I block him on facebook, he sends me a twitter request. I block him there, he follows me on blogger. Block that and he's on google buzz. Such a freaking idiot. Seems to be harmless but in the top 10 most annoying people of 2010 list. :D Great blog!

Kannan,Kochi said...

Taking down notes of all the hints
My observations:
So subtle..I mean tying the stalker to Railway track&getting guys to beat up you is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.Girls!!!!! Dont ever try to do that!
It just means you are obsessed with the stalker.
But seriously ma'm,
unfortunately Keralite girls luv some stalking..I hav seen tonnes of girls hooking up w/ and showing interests&marrying stalkers,senior in college who ragged,unwanted curiosity to sms stalkers etc.
May be our society is twisted..
I think its a demand and supply thingy..but some girls attract disproportionate attention frm these stalkers..may be coz of an extra pheromone stock or something..I guess.and ofcourse gender compartmentalization frm childhood..and lack of gender sensitization..

hammy said...

Robin Williams skit

"Hey, there, beautiful... What's your name?"
"Fuck off"
"Fukoff, eh? Funny, you don't look Russian."

Give it up. Guys are hardwired to be persistent. You can spend 5 hours yelling right into our ears about how you hate us and what sort of dance you'd do on our insides after you've disemboweled us, and all we'll be thinking would be "Wow. She's talking to me. She must really dig me."

That's it. Well, maybe, as an afterthought, we may think "Hmm... It must be the hair"