Dear inhuman person who took the apple from my desk,
I hate you!
I hope you rot in hell.
I hope you get indigestion.
I hope you have a bad day in office.
I hope your Boss kicks your butt.
I hope your GF/wife leaves you for a hunk of man.
I hope your PC/lappie crashes.
I hope you get a puncture.
I hope your hard drive gets erased.
I hope your parents disown you.
I hope you get stuck in the lift!
p.s. If you do not want all these things happening to you, replace my apple.
Whatay bad start to my day.
p.p.s. The person is not only inhuman. He is cruel too. He has thrown the apple pips in "my" trash bin. *sob*
Next time the apple left on my desk will be injected with something horrible. Be warned if you are reading this post you nincompoop!