Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Apple picking

Dear inhuman person who took the apple from my desk,

I hate you!
I hope you rot in hell.
I hope you get indigestion.
I hope you have a bad day in office.
I hope your Boss kicks your butt.
I hope your GF/wife leaves you for a hunk of man.
I hope your PC/lappie crashes.
I hope you get a puncture.
I hope your hard drive gets erased.
I hope your parents disown you.
I hope you get stuck in the lift!

p.s. If you do not want all these things happening to you, replace my apple.

Whatay bad start to my day.

p.p.s. The person is not only inhuman. He is cruel too. He has thrown the apple pips in "my" trash bin. *sob*

Next time the apple left on my desk will be injected with something horrible. Be warned if you are reading this post you nincompoop!

33 comments:

Browser said...

Hope of wife / Gf leaves you might bring more people to your desk in the search for apples :-)

Nona said...

I did not take the apple! But I would still like some of the things to happen to me like PC/lappie crashes, hard drive gets erased etc

hitch writer said...

Never leave your apple or orange on the desk... !!! I always have it in my drawer ... underlock... !! unless bitten... gee...

I take no chances with any food...

anishthomas said...

LMAO ....Still i don't mind taking the apple from your desk :D

Iyer Studies said...

"I hope your GF/wife leaves you for a hunk of man" - how do you know it is a guy (or gay)?

Aniket said...

Now I know, why eating an apple is till date the greatest sin. If an apple can piss you off so much. Just imagine the curses God would have thrown.

Now I'll sing... "Tauba tera apple... tauba tera anaar..."

Thoorika said...

Print this post and put it up on your office notice board or smthing! Maybe he or she will come to her senses :D

Freaky said...

you sure its a guy. Otherwise some of the curses might have an impact.

Parikshith Kumar said...

Calling Mr. Adam
Paging Mr. Adam

You are requested to report to Eve aka Silverine immediately.

The Holy Lama said...

Poor angel. Who took your apple? May the blessings showered come true.

Destiny's Child said...

Have no worries...no one will ever steal your apples from now on! ;)

thomas said...

Next time, just get up from your chair, make yourself visible to everyone, take the apple, make some noises to get everyone's attention........and spit on the apple. Now carefully place the apple on you desk or even on your neighbor's desk or even on your boss's desk. Sit back and do your work. When feeling hungry, search for the apple. Feel happy to find it unharmed. Enjoy your apple. Thank you.

Biju said...

Hi anjali....so you are pretty sure it is one of your readers. :-)

All the best in finding him/her. It should be easy really....just look out for people taking leave or having a problem with his/her pc or even talking about the hard time on the road due to a puncture. ;-)

Smitha said...

LOL! Nobody would dare touching your apple again :)

gkam said...

lol @ Parikshith's comment

Lol @ the curses!
No wonder Apple was called the Forbidden Fruit! ;)

ഹാഫ് കള്ളന്‍ said...

I am not the answer ... !

Captain Haddock said...

I am also not the answer

Lithium said...

what makes you so sure it was a 'he'?

Amey said...

You can avoid all those curses and tell that man/woman that you were about to throw away that worm-ridden apple ;)

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

"p.p.s. The person is not only inhuman. He is cruel too. He has thrown the apple pips in "my" trash bin. *sob*"

this is insult to injury .... but u sure it was a "he" :o

dsk said...

wow.... some one stole your apple mac??

thats sad!!!

vigneshjvn said...

Or probably they were just trying to keep the doctor away. Make sure you don't leave one on the table everyday - might become all too easy for them. :P

Toe Knee said...

Have a feeling u know who it is and are trying to get him to confess. How can you be so certain the culprit is a guy? Women do steal sometimes -- men's hearts among other things.

Grayquill said...

Some have no limits...and leaving the trailins. Very sad.

indiashoes said...

Oh but have you checked your tummy? It might be you in your alternate personality who ate it!

Santhosh P said...

As a person who always stands for the rights of innocent men and boys(doesn’t include their rainbow-ing rights though), I am extremely disappointed and shocked by your repeated mentioning a ‘he’ who ate your apple. This is a highly prejudiced, gender discriminatory, male-bashing, womanish, femino-chauvinistic statement I say. I feel like the entire manhood is being questioned here. Let us react fellowmen! Hereafter, never ever go to Anjali’s desk if you are trying to steal food. We have plenty of non-biased people out there to filch I’m sure.

Captain Haddock said...

Correct Santhosh. Fellowmen, let us rob apples from each others desk. Let us not take from gals.

Ha..ha...Anjali....let us see how u will write blogs then....

:)

Bullshee said...

What makes you think the person who took your apple was a guy??

This is gender discrimination!!I demand a retraction!!!

:)

Adam said...

No Fear...Adam's here...!! :) - u dont mind a green apple do u..all the red ones were eaten by Eve...

P.s. "Hope of wife / Gf leaves you" - Can I avail of this curse too? ... (Fingers Crossed)

silverine said...

@all: Thank you for your comments! :) It was a guy and a gang of guys idea of a PJ to steal the apple! :P

blunt edges said...

hahahaha...one of the most simple posts ever...n it got me lol like crazy!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the poem - The poison tree by William Blake.

Eternal Fantasia said...

How did u conclude tht the culprit is a he and not a she.....