Who says that India and Pakistan are not having a dialog? They are talking alright and it seems to be a long and fruitful dialog.
India: You have to act on terror now!
Pakistan: Give proof.
India: The proof is all there.
Pak: Give us more proof!
India: This is so tiring!
Pak: Give us proof!
India: Shut up already!
Pak: Give us proof!
India: *gasp* You have let off the prime suspect!
Pak: We don’t have sufficient proof!
India: But we gave you enough proof!
Pak: Give us more proof!
India: Do you want a blow by blow video!
Pak: Not enough proof!
India: We are highly disappointed by the Pakistani government’s inaction on this matter.
Pak: Our hands are tied! We do not have sufficient proof!
India: Look everybody. This country is doing nothing to stop terror!
World: Stop behaving like a petulant child and sort out this problem through peaceful dialog like two adults!!
Pak: Ready when you are India! :>
There is this Hindi saying “Laton ke bhoot baton se nahin mante!”
But never mind!
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This was serious ROFL!!!
and sadly true!!! :-(
so true..you have summed it up perfectly the way things are going!!:(
why should we always be the appeaser!!
Eggjactly... !!!
Everytime something happens... we stop dialogue... only for public to forget and they start again... !!!!!!!
WTF ...
they captured almost half Kashmir... and whatever is left is burning... !!!!!!
still we will have dialogue... what has changed since 26/11 that we have again decided to talk ??? huh... and till when will we have dialogue???? till another 26/11 or another Kargil will happen rite ???
there arent enough words to describe how ridiculous it all is....
heehee...this is how all of India-Pakistan peace dialogues have been proceeding all these years.
and I'm sure they'll proceed the same way for decades to come :D
Well as u said .. we are open t dialog...we just want more proof....we cant do anything until we have proof you know...we have to protect the rights of Pakistani citizens, give us more proof and we will verify it and take action. We are a law abiding country and we are against terror. All we need is proof.
P.S. : We love your blog...but it cannot act as a proof either...
baton se nahin maante
par baton se maante ;)
Huh, any hope of things improving in the next 100 years?? Look at the attitude of them..how very apt post!
Par laath kaun marega? No one till now.
yes really funny :) yet sad :(
heheh..nice one :) When will our establishment learn this ??
now wen was d last time a "political" write-up was so on target n funny at d same time? :D:D
These dialogs won't achieve anything. The only thing that can have a fruitful result will be for India to blow the bits out of the Parliament @ Islamabad. But then none of the Govt's have the Balls to do it
For the life of me, I just can't understand why the government feels compelled to wag it's sorry tail at the Americans!! Watching innocent Indians being killed and then looking helpless is not patience, it's a contorted form of cowardice..
oh yeah and the 'dialogue' doesnt look like its going to stop anytime soon
did make me laugh! :)
on another note
whats with the whole 'dialogue'farce anyway?
its a dog eat dog world..wonder why we are always looking towards the US of A.:/
>> Has something been blown up in India yet?
>>If no, alert crazy people in them thaar crazy hills to attack
>>If yes,write dialog:"India: You have to act on terror now!
Pakistan: Give proof.
India: The proof is all there....
World: Stop behaving like a petulant child and sort out this problem through peaceful dialog like two adults!!
Pak: Ready when you are India! :> "
And it goes on...and on...and on...
Laaton ki bhoot baton se nahi maante.. Even this proverb wont be apt for Pak!!
how true! but i am not sure 'lat' is a good solution either ... or may be it is!
the dialogue is fruitful indeed.. nuts, to be specific..
wait, are nuts considered fruits?? i keep forgetting.. damn..
Prats: Instead of sadness I feel so annoyed at both parties!!
mathew: Exactly! Why Why oh Why!!!
hitchwriter:"there aren't enough words to describe how ridiculous it all is.." My sentiments exactly!
Zoya: The way things are going we will never win!
Pak: :D I understand the concern for your citizens. Wish our govt too had concern for us and our pride! :(
Karthik: We can keep yapping for centuries to come but nothing gonna change till the world raps that %$@& country!
scorpiogenius: I wish our govt understood how demoralized we the citizens of this country are feeling with all this! Sigh!
indiashoes: Yes, no one has the b***s in our establishment to do that!
Siva: What to do. We are like this wonly! :p
Vivek: I suspect they know but for some reason they are not taking action.
blunt edges: Thank you! :)
Abhi: I wish. I wish!
Sreejith: That was a very succint analysis of the situation!
Indyeah: True! I wonder why we need the US to pat us on the head and say "good boy"
Bullshee: Good one!
Sushma: Thank you! :)
Thoorika: Very very true!!
Sandeep: Lat is a good solution if we can deliver it!
Jackson: lol!
well...
even though I give out this "peace-lover" image, I say...
NUKE those ASSHOLES!!!
there shouldnt be even existing....
I've had enough of this shit already....
*sob sob*
WHY?? WHY??
Why do Bharat have to act like this for a total loser? WHY?
sadly true..............
Even Kasab's still enjoying the ride so far. Should have just shot him during the act. A delay of this sort on a matter of such importance is really just ridiculous.
Pakistan's so arrogant and evasive, it's about time India showed some backbone on the matter. Ugh. :(
Pak should meet any 10th grader who is studying for his maths exam and he'll give them the proof.
We used to love those 6 marks questions which said Prove that: x = y.
Even when we had no clue how to do it we always used to drop in a magic trick or two in between and proudly write "Hence Proved" in the end. And know what, we got so good at it that we had a 77% success rate of getting away with it. I'll take my chances with them over the politicians who want to talk.
People with pissed off extremely hot girlfriends and no prospect of finding another, they TALK. Not nations under attack.
Nitin: Nuke those assholes sounds so dreamy and nice! Sigh!
dsk: Fact of life!
Hammy: Arrogance describes them #$%@ to the T!
Aniket: Well put buddy!
Yes we understand...Even we are concerned about Indian Citizens....But whenever we try to talk to your govt. about jointly fighting terror...they show us the "HAND" -- yes the congress hand....
They keep demanding for action ...but dont take any...
they keep giving proof...but all fail the verification tests ... (e.g. Kasab's false DNA support)
Like we said...we are far to co-operative and ready to help fight terror in anyway we can...But just because a few hundred terrorists are trained on our soil and LeT and Taliban have their base here does not prove that Pakistani terrorists actually spread terrorism.
We take the strictest action against law defaulters ...even if the crime is an sms joke against the President...
If only your government was co-operative and provide us with adequate proof...sigh...
Last we heard they were going gaga over Hillary visiting India...and burning each other's houses...
And they say violence breeds in Pakistan...
We are a peaceful nation open to dialouge we assure you...
Now that the official comment is over...
We love your blog!!!
Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi "maante"
Can you give a proof.. ha ha
even if world ends they need a 'PROOF' :P
-bluffmaster
www.gr8bluffmaster.blogspot.com
hahhahhaa!
i really ROFLed on this.
TOOOooooo Gooooood! (In Russel Peters' fashion with the hand thing)
:D
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