Are you fed up of dark skies, thunder and lightening and heavy winds with no sign of rains like us in this corner of Bangalore?
Are you fed up of the prolonged hot and humid weather with no respite which makes you feel hot and sweaty and icky?
Does the weather makes your hair frizzy and your face oily and make you look less attractive?
If you have answered in the affirmative to any one of the above question then I have just the remedy for you. The Silverine Rain Maker ™ is a tried and tested and ISI certified remedy that will make the tardy clouds let go of their precious cargo giving you relief from heat, humidity and oily skin within seconds. Follow these instructions carefully and you will soon be making rain like a professional and be the envy of the neighborhood.
1. Remove all the curtains, bed sheets, blankets, towels etc in your house and wash them nicely. Now hang them up to dry in the open.
Possibility of rain in 10 minutes - 97 %
Possibility of rain after they are nearly dry – 100%
2. Now take out all the heavy mattresses and Sofas from the house and put them out to air.
Possibility of rain – 98%
Possibility of a cloud burst – 100%
3. Throw a party in your garden or terrace. Make sure you do not hire any Shamiana or covering of any kind. Lay out the tables tastefully with table cloth and flower arrangements. Arrange an elaborate bar on one side of the lawn/terrace. Set the buffet table on the other side of the lawn/terrace.
Possibility of a rain before guests arrive – 95%.
Possibility of an electrical storm after all the guest have arrived - 100%
4. Organize a picnic for the family, friends or relatives in an area away from inhabitation like a remote lake or field.
Possibilities of rain before you start for the picnic spot - 98%.
Possibility of gusty winds, heavy rain, hailstones and lightening after you have reached the picnic spot and laid out the food- 100%
5. Cut Mangoes, Limes and other vegetables painstakingly for making pickles. Now mix the vegetables with salt and lay them out to dry on your terrace or front yard.
Possibility of rain - Instantaneous
6. Roll out a healthy batch of 500 to 1000 Pappadams/Appalams or any other savory crisps. Now lay them out 5 inches away from each other on newspapers to dry.
Possibility of rain when they are half dry- 98%
Possibility of rain when they are fully dry - 100%
7. Now go to the grocery store and buy one kilo Red Chillies, a kilo of Coriander seeds, a kilo of Jeera and a kilo of Turmeric or other spices. Now put them out on the terrace on newspaper or mats.
Possibility of a hurricane - 100%
8. Block all the drain pipes on your terrace with a cloth.
Possibility of a thunderstorm with cyclone warning – 101%
9. Go for a long walk with your dogs/BF/GF/ or anyone else.
Possibilities of rain after you are 500 meters from home - 0%
Possibilities of rain after you are a kilometer from home- 100%
10. Step out of the house in your best clothes or ordinary wear without your umbrella or rain coat.
Possibility of rain – Money back guranteed!!!