My company decided to cut costs one day.
The move led to a 90% decline in productivity levels by the very next day.
A high profile consultancy firm was hired to probe into the matter for rupees 4 Crore ONLY on the third day!
According to the report tabled by the consultants on the fourth day, the main reason for the sharp drop in productivity levels was:
Employees now have to take the paper cups from the shelf "themselves", place it under the dispenser "themselves" and press the appropriate buttons for coffee/tea "themselves" than ask Murthy to do it for them as was the usual practice!
Their advice: Hire Murthy back!
Cost cutting was dumped on the fifth day, Murthy was hired back and we are now back to our full productivity levels of 12% on weekdays!
My future children will be consultants ( whether they like it or not)!!