While I am not working my butt off playing Solitaire, I relax with occasional chats with the 200 odd people on my G-chat list. Yesterday I was going through the chat archives and realized that it was a veritable Knowledge Bank!!
Here is a fine example.
9am
N: I had a fight with him today!
Me: hmmm
N: He says I do not look good in skirts.
Me: hmmm
N: Earlier he had no problems with skirts!!
M: hmmm
N: Whats with the hmmm?
Me: hmmmm :p
N: Idiot!!
Me: hmmm :p
N: Bitch!
What do I do yaar!
Me: I have no clue!
N: hmmm
Me: LOL!
12 pm
N: Mera skirt wala problem abhi bhee chalu hai aur thu “hmmm’ karegi tho maroongi.
Me: hmmm…ooops! :p
Tu kuch math pehan…problem solved! :p
N: LOL!
3 pm
N: Oye!
Me: hmmm
N: Saali $#%^@%@!!!
Me: Interesting! Naya gaali hai kya?
N: Nahi! Bahuth purana hai.
Mere dadu jab school mein padthe the, thab ki!
Me: Phir tho bahuth naya hoga.
N: Kaise?
Me: Tere dadu tho unpadh hai. :p
N: Unpadh hoga tera baap! LOL!
4 pm
Me: Aye! Kya bolti tu
N: Oye! Kya mein boloon
Me: Sun!
N: Suna..
Me: Aathi kya Khandala?
N: Kya karoon, jaake mein khandala?
Me: Arey khaayenge peeyenge naachenge gaayenge
N: Aur phir BF ki taang todenge aur kya?
Me: Bill pay karne ke baad! :|
N: =))
Whatay intelligent conversation! Someone please nominate us for the Nobel in Intelligent and Meaningful Exchange of Information!
Have a nice week folks and Id Mubarak to you all!!
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29 comments:
cute!
lol...really phunny!!! :D
Outright exploitation of gtalk! We all do it anyway. Hail free services! :D
LOL. 9 am aur 4 pm to mast hai! Phir bhi mera favourite 12 pm hai :|
hmmmm ...
He he ... i think "HMMMM" is the most common set of letters ( i hope its not added in oxford) in chat !!!
I have had numerous such interesting stupid chats, which i too read in archives some times, and have a laugh riot :)
He He :) I am glad that GChat or chat saving was not there when Internet first touched our college. All initial chat history for guys would be like this
Guy : Hi
Other Person : Hi
Guy : asl pls
Other Person : 25 M Elphenta
Guy: (No Response)
Other Person : Hello, Hi, Hi
Guy: (Connection Disconnected) * Like Dileep Answering Meera Jasmine's call in Vinodayatra
------------- On an another window
Guy : Hi
Other Person : Hi
Guy : asl pls
Other Person : 25 F Indiana
Guy: Oh Hai, How are you, what are you doing, blah b;ah blah *(watery lips)
and then it goes on into the night :p
lol, I like the one at 12 pm. I wholeheartedly second your opinion ;)
we had been searching for people like you...Nominated and awarded. Please be at Sweden junction tomm 4pm sharp........
ROFL !!! too good !!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Me and my college friends have set up OLBS (On Line Bakar Session). Where we do nonsense chat via chain mails from our office id's. With gmail and gtalk blocked at our office (*sob sob*), its the only thing that helps us get by.
I heard Microsoft sacked the guy who created Solitaire application for them. What a shame. Its the most widely used and the only bug free s/q Microsoft ever created.
12 p.m takes the cake ! What an idea sirji
My comment after reading the post -> "HMMMMM" :D!
Haven't seen such a sensible chat for a LONG LONG time... he he...
this was what instant messaging was invented for............. intelligent and meaningful conv like this......
Hmmmmmm......:)))
Guy: Thank you! :)
blunt edges: Thank you! :p
Vignesh: We exploit it phully! :p
Karthik: lol! Looks like all the guys liked the 12 pm solution!
ഹാഫ് കള്ളന്: You are right! I guess it is a convenient pause filler.
sunny_raju: Never delete them, they are blasts from the past! :p
Dhanush: I have heard a lot of ASL jokes from guys who used to frequent Yahoo chat rooms! :p
Thomas: lol! I guess you like simple solutions! ;)
Nobel committee: lol! :))
hitch writer: Thanks buddy! :)
Parikshit: There is a lot of experience behind that laughter I am guessing! :)))
Aniket: lol! Good one! I think they sacked him because it doesn't crash! :)) And chain mails are the norm these days with Gchat blocked in so may companies.
Pramod: Thank you for the appreciation of my ground breaking idea! :p
Radhika: High five gal! ;)
dsk: I totally agree with your intelligent observations! :|
Pinsandashes: haha good retort! :p
I had a great knowledge sharing session in Omegle...with the result that people logging into it dropped in the 2 hrs I was there :D
You know the meaning of JL? We have a JL group@my company with me as general secretary....and we are going public :D
Lolz searching 4 nobel prize commitee s email .. Rofl.. Gt loads of these meaninfl convos
Why the nomination?
Here Silverine, here is your award! ;)
Keep the 'thank-you' speech ready.
Do not forget to mention the dadu in it :p
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P
hmmm poor guy, lol :) ....
k now i'm gonna check my gtalk archives,let me find something interesting from those good old college days:D
funny!! yeah so many of our conversations are so "meaningful" in fact I dont even remember the last meaning less conv i had...
funny!! yeah so many of our conversations are so "meaningful" in fact I dont even remember the last meaning less conv i had...
Quest: What is JL? Do tell!
Rajlakshmi: :D
Destinys child: Thank you! :p
Thooruka: :D
Anish: College days? :-O You mean you do not have meaningful conv nowadays? tch tch
:)
Abraham: LOL!! That was a good one!
Lolzzz........i had a good laugh.
hey this was FUn..gud one ...
Hey Silverine.. Thanks for posting my blog on 'best of this week'. Kind of feeling honored! LOVE ur blogposts.. Most of the time my colleague catches me laughing at my screen. She s already creating a virtual boyfriend (who is very funny) for me, in her head :)
Enjoying ur posts a lot. Keep up the good work! :)
You have my vote! :))))
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