While I am not working my butt off playing Solitaire, I relax with occasional chats with the 200 odd people on my G-chat list. Yesterday I was going through the chat archives and realized that it was a veritable Knowledge Bank!!
Here is a fine example.
N: I had a fight with him today!
N: He says I do not look good in skirts.
N: Earlier he had no problems with skirts!!
N: Whats with the hmmm?
Me: hmmmm :p
Me: hmmm :p
What do I do yaar!
Me: I have no clue!
N: Mera skirt wala problem abhi bhee chalu hai aur thu “hmmm’ karegi tho maroongi.
Me: hmmm…ooops! :p
Tu kuch math pehan…problem solved! :p
N: Saali $#%^@%@!!!
Me: Interesting! Naya gaali hai kya?
N: Nahi! Bahuth purana hai.
Mere dadu jab school mein padthe the, thab ki!
Me: Phir tho bahuth naya hoga.
Me: Tere dadu tho unpadh hai. :p
N: Unpadh hoga tera baap! LOL!
Me: Aye! Kya bolti tu
N: Oye! Kya mein boloon
Me: Aathi kya Khandala?
N: Kya karoon, jaake mein khandala?
Me: Arey khaayenge peeyenge naachenge gaayenge
N: Aur phir BF ki taang todenge aur kya?
Me: Bill pay karne ke baad! :|
Whatay intelligent conversation! Someone please nominate us for the Nobel in Intelligent and Meaningful Exchange of Information!
Have a nice week folks and Id Mubarak to you all!!