Monday, May 02, 2011

Disclaimer

At long last I have my very own disclaimer... for my blog. This is something I have writing and re writing for the past couple of years. It was so difficult to characterize my blog. I finally gave up when I realized that it had no character. Now ‘why would you need a Disclaimer Silverine’ you might ask! The answer is simple. I don’t wanna go to jail. I heard they don’t have Internet connection in there :(

So friends, enemies and fellow bloggers here is my Blog Disclaimer. Please to be reading Disclaimer before reading my blog.

Terms of Use and Disclaimer for http://poomanam.blogspot.com

This blog is the brainless aimless jottings of a juvenile delinquent suffering from juvenile Alzheimers. So puhlease don’t expect any sense here. This blogger tends to shoot off her mouth and keyboard and has an opinion on everything and everything whether people are willing to listen or not. I am not going to be liable if you take my rants seriously and or believe it to be true though I will be highly flattered if you do. I myself am often shocked at what I write and shake my head in disapproval at myself at times. But then I recover just as quickly from such negative thoughts and regain the belief that I am the best.

I take no legal responsibility for my opinions as this is a free country and the constitution does not state that my personal opinion should be whetted by a tribunal or sitting judge of the Supreme Court. I will however desist from tarnishing anyone’s name as it is not nice and more importantly it will land me in jail…where there is no internet connection.

I am not going to be liable for any loss, damage or inconvenience caused as a result of reading my blog. So please do not read this blog while ironing clothes, cooking, riding a vehicle and or under the influence of alcohol. It is advised for your safety to read this blog when you are clinically proven to be brain dead.

The links that I provide in my blog, and in the sidebar are for my reference only. Click at your own risk. I will not be responsible for any loss, damage or inconvenience caused by clicking the links provided here. In case of any loss, damage or inconvenience caused by clicking the links, do let me know the details. I need a good laugh now and then.

I do not endorse the content of any site linked to my blog. They are linked here because I am too lazy to book mark them though I find them eminently readable.

I am not responsible for the comments at my blog. All comments belong to their respective owners ( he he) and you may go and confer the bouquets or throw the brickbats at their blogs. If you are doing the latter please don’t tell them that you landed at their blog from mine. You can say that you ummm...err.. landed at their blog while blog hopping!

p.s. my amma says she takes no responsibility for what I write here too. Ditto with my dogs who will get whacking after I publish this post, for their lack of gratitude.

p.p.s. This copyright notice has been plagiarized err... inspired from here. Please don’t sue me MC! :-S

COPYRIGHT © 'SILVERINE'

9 comments:

Anita said...

Oh my can I borrow your disclaimer ? I feel the same way about my blog too but couldnt put it the way u did :D

Santhosh P said...

Couple of 4-5 questions
1.Are u into politics/religion/real-estate/mining/sports administration to think that this is a free country?
2. You think that you are not responsible for comments posted in your blog for your posts. Isn't it too disowing a statement?
3.Where is the 'I agree' check-box in the disclaimer statement?
4.For the statement that your readers are all "brainless aimless jottings of a juvenile delinquent suffering from juvenile Alzheimers", can we (your readers) sue you? If yes, what is a good sum we should ask for?
5.Does any of the above questions make you re-consider your opinion about us(your readers)? If yes, which one and why?

Anonymous said...

I am borrowing the disclaimer word to word. So sue me lol :-D

indianhomemaker said...

Love this disclaimer, maybe we should call it an 'Every Blogger's Disclaimer'.

I would like to use it too, with credit to this blog (haven't yet clicked on the link you have given).

Sriram said...

I will however desist from tarnishing anyone’s name as it is not nice and more importantly it will land me in jail…where there is no internet connection. Hehehe good old silverine style that was :D

Kinda missed out many posts of yours, anyway this one just made up for it by beseeching me to dig the archives :)

PS: How many posts old is poomanam now? #justcurious

Bikramjit said...

I loved this discalimer, are you going ot copyright it or can we all use it .. jsut in case we break the law somehow .. :)

I am thinking of adding one of mine too to yours to make it more fool proof..

Bikram's

Hariprasad said...

Lol! Too good a disclaimer. :)

silverine said...

Anita: Go ahead! :)

Santhosh: LOL!
Answers withheld due to fear of personal injury from readers :|

Anon: Sure! :)

IHM: Please go ahead. "Every bloggers disclaimer" sounds like a good idea :)

Sriram: Thanks buddy: I think I am about 365 posts old with this post :)

Bikramjit: Please use the disclaimer. We all need to have have our backs covered lol!

Hari: Thank you :)

diyadear said...

love your disclaimer anjali.. i so totally understan the need for it.
I had one put up on my page too few yrs back when i used to blog actively ;)