Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Airheads

Driving to work or riding an auto is made a little less boring and or terrifying (in that order) by the umpteen FM Radio Stations that entertain you on the way with bad, really bad and sometimes really horrible songs requested by listeners. Left to themselves, the RJ’s do a good job of playing a good mix of music both Hindi and English. However, more entertaining than these songs are listeners who come on air to convey appreciation or generally chat up with the RJ or answer some weird contest question like, “Who do you think is more faithful in love? Guys or gals?” (I am dead serious here folks).

One such listener came on air today and he was very emphatic about his appreciation for this particular station!

Listener: Hello Radio XYZ! I love your station!!
RJ: Thank you!!
Listener: You people have kept my sanity since I came to Bangalore four months ago!
RJ: Wow! And how did we err… do that?
Listener: I have to get up every morning and you know what?
RJ: What!
Listener: Go to work!!
RJ: Ahem…
Listener: And you know what!
RJ: Err... what?
Listener: I have to get into a cab and see the moronic faces of my colleagues!
RJ: *cough*
Listener: And then I have to go into the office and actually …!
RJ: Work?
Listener: Exactly! It is the songs you play that keep me sane!
RJ: Umm...errr...
Listener: I am tuned into your station the whole day! I even wear my headphones during meetings!!
RJ: And what does your boss have to say about this?
Listener: Why don’t you ask him! He is right here!
RJ: Well…I don’t think that is….
Boss: Hello!
RJ: Yes sir!
Boss: #$@% you *%$! son of a @#$%@ %$&@ and your @#%#$ and your @#$#% and your ancestors and their #$@%...
RJ: *gulp* Thank you for listening. Have a nice day *SLAM!!!*

And then he played a really nice song for a very long time.

6 comments:

Sunil Joseph said...

Short, sweet and good

Harish said...

lol.. i have always imagined myself calling a live show and shouting obscenities just for the fun of it.

Anonymous said...

mohanlal has been there, done that..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_51FhosiVY

:-)

silverine said...

Sunil: Thank you :)

Hairsh: lol! What an idea Sirjee!

Anon: I think you need a hearing aid and a new prescription for eye glasses if you think the video you linked has any similarity to this post.

Dizzy Lizzie said...

That was hilarious! FOund you on Femina. You must be so kicked to be featured there! :)

Ashwathy said...

ROFL!! :D