PULSE CHECKING Rs 20/-
Next time you want to check if you are dead or alive, you know where to go.
And if he pronounces you dead then...
- You can buy your own coffin!
- And dig your own grave!!
- And if you are a Hindu, then you can go shopping for wood for your funeral pyre.
- And get a good bargain too!!
- Besides the unenviable opportunity to decide whether you should bury/cremate yourself or pay the 20 rupees and go back home.
p.s. he has medicines for a 'sexless' life too. Just take a dose and see your sexless life becoming a "sexess" err I mean success.
Music - Check your pulse and see if you're alive