Monday, November 08, 2010

Dogsense

I get so many mails from people who are interested in getting a dog after reading my blogs. These are genuine souls with a lot of affection for animals who want a companion that they can love, and care for. I try to help them as much as I can with advice on selecting a good breed according to the person’s temperament, lifestyle, type of home etc. Of course I do this for free. Who would charge for this noble work that brings happiness to millions of people across the world!!

Here is one such happy pet owner I helped out recently.


Dear Silverine,

I have been reading your blog whenever you write about your dogs as that is the only readable matter here. After reading about your dogs and your experiences with dogs I have decided that I will take the plunge and get me a dog. I just love they way they mew, climb trees and purr! And I think I am going to go for a Persian cat breed. What do you suggest?

Regards,

Wannabe Pet Owner.



Dear Wannabe Pet Owner,

That is a splendid idea indeed! Dogs make great companions and are great to have as pets. I suggest you read a book on dogs and familiarize yourself with the different breeds and decide what you are looking for in a pet before you decide to buy one. And err Persian cat is not a good breed of dog, though they are a very good breed of cats.

Regards,

Silverine


Dear Silverine,

Thank you for your reply. I think I will need your advice on choosing a breed. This is kinda urgent you see. I am a single guy who is about to die with no one to leave my millions to when I die which will be about 40 days from now according to my doctor. Do you think a African Parakeet breed of dog is good for a lonely old guy living in a 400 room mansion in downtown Bel Air to leave his inheritance to?

Regards,

Wannabe Pet Owner.


Dear Wannabe pet owner,

Where do you live? I am a dog. And I think I am just the right breed for you.

Regards,

Silverine

Who says you cannot make money from blogging. I just did! It actually works! Yoohoo!

p.s. See you folks in 40 days. Till then have a nice life and Ta Ta err... Woof Woof from my side.

12 comments:

Jinguchakka said...

You are taking off for 40 days? Is that guy, Noah?

Harish said...

incredible. this idea is better than indiblogger 3G contest.. i thought 50000# is the maximum amount that can be made from a post.

Nona said...

I'm praying for you.

PS: I need some money urgently. Since I have also worked(err... prayed) for you, what about an interest free loan?

JN said...

For a million, I am willing to be a dog too! For a 400 room mansion I could do much more :->

J

The Holy Lama said...

Bow wow

The Holy Lama said...

Bow Wow

Destiny's child... said...

I want to be bow wow too ;)

Anonymous said...

i always wondered what iggy pop meant when he sang 'now i wanna be your dog'.. now i know.. :-)

jackson

Grayquill said...

YOu are more twisted than I thought and I already thought you were....
Well good advise to your patients...clients I mean.
Did you say you work in the Psych ward?
Fun post!

Usha Pisharody said...

LOL!

Loved it :)

Rushikesh said...

Too good really.. Well I hope these are imaginary letters created by you...LOL.. Hillarious anyway !!

Arunima said...

hahaha. did you purrr or woof woofed?