So I was at this site called Windowsvistasucksdotcom. I wanted to leave a comment asking why he uses Vista if it sucks and if he doesn’t use it then why is he grumbling, but comments were disabled.
The home page had brief snippets of articles titled, “Microsoft Sucks” and “Microsoft Sucks Big Time” etc with a clickable link to read the full story. There are people who click these links peoples. Yes, the types that are optimist that for once there will something new here like:
Microsoft is a rat
Microsoft is a donkey!
So here I was like a good Netizen reading up on the big bad wolf that we all hate to love and love to hate, when something caught my attentive eye. It was the layout of the news:
Dell refuses to discontinue Windows XP!
Dell, a major partner of Microsoft has categorically refused to discontinue Windows XP in it PC's and Laptops, due to consumer demand.....
Read more at BoycottNoveldotcom
The article at Boycott Novell also was truncated with:
Read more at CrushLenovodotcom
and then onto
Read more at Appleisnotbigdealdotcom
Read more at DecimateIBMdotcom
Read more at KillInfosysdotcom
Read more at TCSManagerssuckdotcom
Read more at StoneAccenturebecausetheyrejectedmyresumedotcom
Read more at CTSisaslavedriverdotcom
Read more at DownwithNarayanaMurthydotcom
Notice anything strange here? Naah? I thought so.
Anyways after clicking through those links I finished reading the entire piece on how Dell refused to give up XP and then I came upon an interesting piece of news at annihilatetheworlddot com. It read....
"Microsoft has irked consumers and corporate customers with the most recent version of its Windows operating system,"
Wow! I thought. All the Windows haters must be dancing with joy right? Vista will kill Windows after Microsoft kills XP!! So I read on breathlessly...
Windows Vista requires, hefty investments in PC hardware and offers a paucity of compelling new features in return. Now there are signs that companies' are reluctant to install Vista so why oh why Steve Balmer are you killing XP *sob* Please don’t do this to us. Pleeassseee. How can you idiots ignore consumer’s demands!!! I hate you all!!! Microsoft sucks. Why do we bother with Windows when we have Linux and Ubuntu. Please Balmer, don’t scrap XP. I am begging you.....*boo hoo*
I couldn’t read a more...there was an awful noise coming from the site. Some .mpeg file I guess. I closed the Window and left. I can’t stand the sound of whining!!
That reminds me of this conversation that took place between me and Sam:
Hi Sam, got a minute?
I am busy da!
But you are doing nothing!!
System rebooting you see
Hey Windows is back again, we can talk now!
Wait...some fatal exception has occurred.
Oh no! Local scripting has been disabled!
You take your time Sam!
My Device Manager is also reporting an error! #$%@ Windows!!!
Why don’t you install Linux or Ubuntu???
Err hmmm ahem my system wont support them you see. These $#@ PC manufacturers are in cohort with the evil empire!! I hate them all!!! Oh thank god, Windows is back again!!
Now I am neither Pro nor Anti Microsoft as I have stated before. But I do believe that people who have a choice don’t crib. And those who crib, really don’t want the choice!