Most of us have a ready-made e-mail signature in our mail application that saves us the time of signing each and every outgoing e-mail. Especially these days when we send umpteen mails in a day. Almost everyone has a favorite quote too, as a part of their e-mail signatures. As the Marketing and Communications person of my team, I am invariably cc’ed in many mails and I get to see some brilliant exchanges due to these ready made signatures. Here is an exchange that took place today. The email sign off is in blue font. The quotes in maroon font.
Where is the Solutions Brochure??? I am fed up of reminding you and your lame excuses. I would like to cancel this order!!!!
“One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.’
I have told you countless number of times that if you ask for a change at the last minute, it would delay the whole printing process. Why don’t you read your mails for gods sakes???
Have a nice day, take care...,
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
Brijesh and Sanjay,
I am appalled that the Brochures are yet to be delivered. My client will kill me. I am escalating this to the big boss!!!!! Silverine FYI
I remain yours truly…
“Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.”
I suggest getting into the details of a case and not jumping the gun before ascertaining the facts and escalating matters.
My sincere thanks for your time and consideration,
“Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.”
While these heated exchanges are going on I can be seen doubled over my desk, laughing my guts off. My boss thinks I have the right work attitude and predicts that I will go far with this kind of a mindset. Of course I will, as I am in no hurry to point out to the stars of this ‘exchange’ how entertaining err I mean “corporately correct” is their emails.