Sunday, August 04, 2013

Frandship forever

Today is International Friendship Day. A day to remember friends and commemorate friendships. Friendship is not be mistaken for "Frandship”, a word that took birth when Totally Random Indian Guys on Orkut copulated virtually with Every Random Girl on Orkut.  The Totally Random Indian Guys on Orkut (TRIGO) is a large conglomerate of desperate guys who spent approximately 99% of their lives searching for female profiles and sending them 'frandsdhip’ requests. This made Every Random Girl on Orkut (ERGO) to either block the requester or tell him to eff off. TRIGO led to the birth of privacy tools and later to another conglomerate called, ‘Facebook’.

“Frandship’ has redefined friendship. Today you can block your friends on Facebook from viewing your timeline, friends list, photos and much more.  You can even delete their comments or block access to your account while the person remains in your friend’s list.

But how many of us acknowledge the TRIGO brotherhood and their contribution on heightened online privacy and better social networking experiences! No one.

And this raises the question. Where is TRIGO? Did they die a natural death or are they somewhere around working ways to get their frandship request across impenetrable firewalls!

A little bit of digging gave a few answers… and raised a few questions.

The TRIGO is alive and kicking folks… on Orkut. One TRIGO member told me that the ERGO are much more chilled out these days and accept their 'frandship' requests. But they are shy. They do not reveal their photos and the TRIGO’s are fine with that. After all they are girls right? They need to keep their photos from being downloaded by creeps right?

The girls do not mind sharing their mobile numbers too. This has led to steamy conversations and late night clogging of the 2G spectrum. It is happiness all around. But there is a grouse. As one TRIGO told me, girls do not sound like girls these days. I was intrigued. Were they bold. Did they talk ungirly things like ‘you know what’. It was nothing of that sort said the TRIGO. It was just that… their voices are so masculine.

Erm…

So why did I write this post when today is International Friendship Day which is just the opposite of International Frandship Day! Because I want 'Frandship’ to be included in the Oxford Dictionary. It deserves it don’t you think! It qualifies on many levels too, like its extensive abuse err... use, it is used online and well as in print and it has been around since the beginning of time err... I mean since the beginning of Orkut.
However I will dwell on only one which will drive my point across rather nicely to the Oxford Committee members and that is:

Several female members of the Oxford Dictionary Committee were Orkut users and will not forget the harrowing 'frandship' and 'loveship' days.

Nice!



15 comments:

Destiny's child... said...

:D We should thank TRIGO for setting the foundation for Facebook.

Happy Friendship Day, Silverine! :)

silverine said...

@Destiny's child; Thank you :-) And wish you the same!

Santhosh P said...

Good to see you back.

On this topic, I take a political (and not to mention male-chauvinistic) stand and say it's not TRIGO who are at fault here, its ERGO who 'tempted' them to do all the wrong things who should be blamed.

Rajlakshmi said...

hehehe true mujhse Frandship karoge :P

silverine said...

Santhosh: Good to see you here! I am sure the lady boys will approve your endorsement lol!

Rajlakshmi: Good 'ol Orkut days :-)

Karthik Sivaramakrishnan said...

And what about the think pad? :)

Anonymous said...

I want a post on M!!
It's been loooong since we heard anything about him.

Anonymous said...

I want a post on M!!
It's been loooong since we heard anything about him.

Anonymous said...

I want a post on M!!
It's been loooong since we heard anything about him.

Anonymous said...

I want a post on M!!
It's been loooong since we heard anything about him.

Anonymous said...

I want a post on M!!
It's been loooong since we heard anything about him.

Kusum Rohra said...

Hahah I come back after ages and am so glad somethings (your writing) haven't changed! But seriously Orkut is still around? There is a spices that evolved from orkut - Orkutiya :D

Kusum Rohra said...

Hahah I come back after ages and am so glad somethings (your writing) haven't changed! But seriously Orkut is still around? There is a spices that evolved from orkut - Orkutiya :D

silverine said...

Anon: lol! I would like to write, but no incentive to go online these days :)

Kusum: So nice to see you girl. You made my day with your appearance :) Heard about the evolution of the Orkutiyas, but Orkut it is still around :-p

Arti Honrao said...

Good to see that you are still writing. As always, leaving this blog with a smile :)


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