Salary days are well....salad days. But salary discussions are well...quite over the top specially when you take your payload home in a truck.
Very well paid exec in our office: If my salary is delayed by one day, there are four cheques that will bounce.
Another disgustingly heavily paid exec: If my salary is delayed by two days, there will be six cheque bounces and I would have got an eviction order (he has his own palatial flat bought in cash).
Another deplorably over paid exec: If my salary comes on time, then all my cheques are paid and by day 11 I am looking for people to borrow heh heh.
Poor me who is disgustingly and deplorably and miserably underpaid : If my salary doesn't come on time, I have my savings *looks around smugly expecting to see the faces round me turning red in embarrassment*
Execs: Wow! Now we know who to borrow from midmonth.
Note to self: SHUT THE EFF UP!