“AAH… AAH… AAH!!!” Moaned a voice from House no 14 in the street adjacent to my house. Startled, I looked at the house. It was dark, save for a blue light coming through the bedroom window. It was the house of a newly married couple. I blushed in embarrassment.
I walked a little faster with my doggies trotting in tow, to give the couple some privacy.
“AAAHHHhh” cried another voice in anguish…or was it ecstasy from the next house. This was a not so newly married couple’s house. I quickened my pace blushing, and was at House no 16 in quick time. I seem to have made a terrible mistake coming on this quiet lane at this time of the night for a walk.
“OOOHHHhhh” cried a voice from the next house startling me out of my skin. I was thoroughly embarrassed now. It seemed like there was an orgy going on in this house. Or my neighbors were being murdered or were involved in a wife swapping spree. Whatever the reason, the noises were disgusting!!
I reached the last house in the street in a 100 meter dash, hoping against hope that I won’t have to listen to anymore unsavory noises when I heard the blood curdling...“GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!”
I smiled sheepishly and looked at my dogs. They were looking at me eyebrows raised with an expression that said, “So, what were YOU thinking huh?”
Music - Night forest
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Rofl :D
I had no idea!
But who says football is less orgiastic?? :D!
LOL!!!
I had no clue it was leading to football thing...
Wife-swapping? Lord girl, stay off the interwebz.
Anyway, the Indian method afaik is silence every night until one fine day a baby pops up bawling its lungs out?
Dutty mind...
ROFL :D ,
wicked girl ;)
:) And I hope "Goal" is not some kind of secret code word between the newly married. :p
No wonder why they claim football to be orgasmic! :D rofl post!
hmmm.... never knew that there was an excellent soft porn writer beneath all that humor...:)
Nice write up!!
ROFL!!!!
ROFL!!! now thts a funny one.... though my 'GOAL' cries are more of a war cry...
On your knee and pray
O Lord! May they not telecast in the evenings.
I saw it coming. The "Goal" thing. But enjoyed it all the same:)
I knew it was going to hit the goal! But I thoroughly enjoyed the narration :)
:)
what were you thinking ms. dirty mind
LOL!!
You really are the best.
"AAAAAAH"wsome ... :)
:) :) :) :)
You were thinking 'checkmate', I suppose. The kind of racket these chessplayers of today keeps making, I tell ya..
Wait a minute... Maybe they were just castling the rooks. Or.. oh, I get it. You thought the pawns jumped the queen.
Keep your dogs around, Silvs. :D
Thank you for comments folks :) And I dont have a dirty mind hmmph!!
:p
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