The bad news for me this week is that the Boss is on Twitter *gulp*
The good news is that he doesn’t know I am on Twitter tee hee. *phew*
The PJ’s in office is in full flow.
Did you hear? Our profits are up 50 % since last quarter.
Who told you?
A little bird :|
A little bird tells me that you are moving to the Gurgaon office.
If I catch that little bird I will make him bird fry! That little twit!!!
And so on and so forth. Each cornier than the rest. Everyone looks at everyone with suspicion now. You never know who the little bird is who is giving out official information that has been confirmed by HR mails which no one reads anyways.
Note to self: Time to educate the office about Twitter.
Now that the Boss is singing like a canary, oops I mean Tweeting about how good we are and how fantastic our products are, I wonder if he tweets about us, his (dis)loyal minions. And I wonder what his tweets about me will be like hmmm
The Insubordinate is in office on time today. Wonder what she is up to hmmm
From my cabin it looks like she is working. Ha! Like I will fall for that heh heh
Busy planning and strategizing…gotta keep her busy for the rest of the year!
One more Excel to go and then I am oops I mean, she is finished heh heh
Off to Lunch. Productive first half of the day :)
Back from lunch. Looking forward to the look on her face when I give her the work plan, *smirk* *smirk*
Everything went well. She took it surprisingly well. I am now worried. Getting nasty feelings here tweeples.
She has delegated everything!! #%@*%
Back to the drawing board… sigh!
Heh heh….When it comes to work, I always have the last laugh. I love my job!
p.s. searching for creative names for my new incognito Twitter account! This will be a busy week!