A friend is someone who crosses the road risking her life because she wants to say "hi" and also because she thinks that you look horrible in that Purple top and hence should remove it immediately.
A friend is someone who will then yank you to the nearest restroom and make you change your top with her T Shirt. There is no way she is going to have you walking around looking like a fashion faux pas.
A friend is someone who will send you an SMS first thing in the morning that says "good morning" and someone who sends you the last SMS that says "good night".
A "sad smiley" is all you need to convey to your friend that you are down.
Friends are people who will take leave enmass just to hang out together.
Friends are people you let your hair down with.
Friends never judge you.
A friend is someone who will fight tooth and nail and hang on to ten different dresses she thinks you will like at the "Ultimate Discount Sale" while I take my own sweet time to arrive at the store.
A friend is someone who knows your mom as well as you and can hence fend her off with smart answers.
She will then SMS you the entire conversation so that you are prepared for the Third Degree when you reach home.
A friend is someone who says " I love you bitch".
And she will not blink an eyelid when I respond fondly " And you too whore".
A friend is a person who got the maximum pinches from me in Kindergarten, max "katti's" in first grade, max hair pulling in third grade and still remained my friend because of the lame reason that "she likes me".
A friend is someone I know I will call 30 years from now to complain about my arthritis and heart problems. And she will be there at the other end of the line to listen to my grumblings patiently. ( bitch if you die before me I will kill you....real slow grrr)
A friend is a person that makes life's journey look rosy, because no matter what life throws at you, you know you are never alone.
A friend is a person who will make lemonade for you when life throws lemons at you, because you are too lazy to make your own lemonade.
A friend is a person who will defend you even if you are wrong and then give you a pasting in private.
A friend is someone who will SMS every hour with words of encouragement till you sit on that dentists chair. After which she will SMS you telling how much she is enjoying the pani puris and gol gappas and pav bhaji knowing very well that you can only sip liquid through a straw for the next two days. It is at these times you wish you had taken a nice present for her, something really nice like that Dentists Drill when he is not looking and do some "unfriend" like things to her for being such a good friend.
A friend is someone who will never get hurt no matter what you say and do as she knows you too well.
A friend is someone you can trust blindly with gossip that can get into real trouble. That in girl terms is the "height of trust"
A friend is someone you pray your brother will marry. A sister in law who is your friend is one of the wishes I would be asking when the Genie appears. ( Thank god my brother doesnt expect the same!!!)
A friend is family.
A friend is forever.
And to all my friends who have been with me through thick and thin, I dedicate this post. I know this blog has taken away a small portion of my time with you. But what the heck I know you guys will forgive me anyways :p
To all of you my dear blogpal, thank you for being such a good friend and dropping in here to read my demented ramblings and still remain sane.
Happy Friendship Day to you all.