I got a mail
from a Ms Mary
today
She is got Viagra
she says.
Ms Mary if you are reading this poem
just a note to say
that it is kinda hard to
control my laughter
when your full name
is Mrs Mary Slaughter!
:p
Yeah I suck at poetry I know! But what the heck I have been spammed!
Jest a smole note to dell you peobles that regular pawst will be up on Sunday! When the Bose is away it is awl work and no pley! Sigh!
LOL!!! Hop yor Bose coms bake fasst ;)
ReplyDeletesos sos.. call for the boss...
ReplyDeleteplease come back fast.. silverline is spamming us with her alleged attempts @ poetry...
sos sos....
Ohh gawd...please send her boss back...shez acting normall....pls bring her back to her abnormal self....
ReplyDeleteFantastic poem! Though I don't know why my sister fainted after reading it ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you write a poem for your boss and send it to him through mail. Maybe he will get to know how the situation is and will end his holiday!!!
Are you missing your boss or what...
ReplyDeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteWhen the boss is away you sure are downing some vodka shots huh!
Lines that need no explanation are called poems dear, enjoy the poetic license. Nice one :)
Thanks for writing the first poem I've read that I've actually understood! :)
ReplyDeleteWhile reading the first stanza(?) I thought her full name might've been Mary Poppills :p
You must be the first person on earth to so desperately wait for the boss to arrive!
ReplyDeleteBrat!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteactually, Slaughter isn't all that uncommon a surname in the US.. not counting professional wrestlers, rock musicians or spammers, of course.. they even have their own disambiguation page on wikipedia..
ReplyDeletei prepared for CAT thrice and improved my english a lot..
ReplyDeletebut after reading your poyetree eye dond no vat hass hapent to mee..
@silverine...
ReplyDeleteSee..gr8 minds think alike...
enjoy le work...
ReplyDeletep.s. ur poetry is an inspiration...makes me realize i m not so bad as a wannabe poet :P...
ReplyDeleteZimbly osum. U give the inspiration to lot of buds in the poetic world. Makes us all thnk we also could be poets and create monalisa's in the literary world. O sum first stanza :)
ReplyDelete"when the boss is away,its awl work and no pley..."
ReplyDelete:P
now thats what i call poetry...
in this lag,i did finish reading all the previous blogs, and i know u must be tired of hearing this, but u r awsome!!!!
keep on writing more and more and a little bit more.:)
waiting for the next post!!
Reminding you that today is Sunday. Waiting for your post ....
ReplyDeleteAwesome kochche! Enjoyed this very much! Wishing you an easier week ahead :-)
ReplyDeleteRM
Thanks for the comments folks! :)
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